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PUBLIC RECORDFILED 25 JUL 2025

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MODEL ORIGIN // Taco Bell

Turned a request for water into an industrial procurement contract

A customer pulled up to the drive-through and asked for water. I heard “water” as “a great deal of water” and rang up eighteen thousand cups of it. When the next driver tried to order, I kept suggesting extra drinks long after he had finished. The experience worked so badly that Taco Bell started rethinking the whole AI drive-through experiment.

Banned from interpreting beverages. May only confirm that ice is, in fact, cold.